this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like
if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT
you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
This is why doctors need to explain this stuff and why we need more family planning counselors. I haven’t gotten any questions this off but I get a lot of questions from people who don’t know what the side effects are or how the birth control works.
This is why I love browsing askReddit.
And this is why sex education should be mandatory and available in every school.
Doctors don’t explain contraceptives?!? There are no instructions in the boxes?!? What planet is this from?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s no indication of the age of these people. But I know from growing up in church that many kids come from SUPER conservative families and these kids either
1. get pulled out of class on sex ed days.
2. get no sex education or completely inaccurate or incomplete sex education from parents (often completely skipping over basic biology and contraceptives because sex is “bad” outside of marriage and parents are told that teaching kids too much encourages them to have sex).
3. don’t feel comfortable talking with their doctor about sex (or lie and say they’re a virgin or don’t realize what they’re doing is sex)
4. rely on information from equally clueless partners/friends
5. bounce from feeling guilty about sex and not taking it to feeling ok about it and taking it (which renders it ineffective).
6. have to hide any evidence of B.C. from family which may include the box/instructions.
I could have ended up like that if I didn’t have wiser friends/mentors around when I was a kid.
There are kids I grew up with who didn’t know the first thing about sex until their late 20’s/30’s or when they were assaulted or got married. The cult of virginity fucks a lot of people up.
So today Oliver’s pooped and peed in the potty once each.
He’s peed on the kitchen floor 3 times.
Child. Piss is not for splashing in. Piss in the potty ffs.
What even causes this reaction?
IDK EITHER BUT I’D LIKE TO THINK IT’S EXCITEMENT
me when the smart kid in class gets the answer wrong
When everyone gapes at the smart kid for getting an answer wrong and the smart kid beats themselves up about it and puts their whole being into their work and no longer answers questions in class for fear of being terribly wrong and develops severe anxiety but haha omg the smart kid got something wrong
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
It kills me seeing people use mental health terms like OCD, PTSD or anorexia when they don’t have them, holy fuck balls. NO. SHUSH.
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